August 2012
July 2012
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
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january 2012: this will be my year
july 2012: well shit
me watching the olympics: how
first day of school
Everyone else: Omg I missed you guys!!!
Me: fuck you, how many days left?